Kelvin Says?

Friday, October 28, 2005

BRAVO!
To MacDonald's
for the TV advertisment,
for their promotion with Tiger Airways:
Buy a McDonald's Grilled Chicken Foldover meal
& get a scratch card which guarantees you
great food or travel deals.

This air stewardess in green demostrates
how to eat a grilled chicken foldover,
"Tear, then remove the top,
and lower your head."
*Sounds abit kinky*
Then she also demos that:
"If you have a child,
Attend to yourself,
before attenting to them"
Then she pulls out green show cards,
which says:
"You could just fly from just $14.98
& return at the same fare."
Then everyone in McDonald's
looks at her in confusion.
The air stewardess still smiles widely.

I find it VERY AMUSING!

KBOX
Well. Went to KBox yesterday.
Hours ago. For the very first time.
Yipiee! Me ain't KBox virgin anymore.
People who went too include :-
Jeff : Jeff didn't really sang much.
Is it that he's too shy?
Or were the rest of us or me,
like keep holding onto the mikes?
If it was me. Sorry man, Jeff.
If us. I apologize for the rest of us.


WJ: WOW! Keep on saying cannot sing.
This guy can sing! Keep it up man.

Hui Min: She everytime say shy.
Go there, straight away pick up mike.
Act Shy only.
Don't be fooled by her.

Malcom: This guy too. Can sing one.
Knows like tons of songs that I dunno.
WOW!
Basically, I had loads of fun with them today.
I really want to go with them
and the other pple in our class,
some other day. Serious.

Song Of the Moment:
隱形人 [Invisible Person]
孙燕姿 [Stefanie Sun]
完美的一天 [A Perfect Day]

Joke of the Day:
Little Ah Seng had a severe stutter,
but his mother felt he had to learn to fend for himself.
So on the first day of school,
she made him take the bus on his own.

"It's very easy," she told him.
"When you board the bus, just tell the driver:
Ah Chek, wah ai kee Tanglin Halt.
(I want to go to Tanglin Halt)."

The next day,
Ah Seng boarded the bus and told the bus driver:
"A-a-ah Ch-ch-chek! W-w-wah ai k-k-kee
T-Tanglin H-h-halt!"

However, the bus driver slapped Ah Seng in response.

Ah Seng was shocked, but the next day it happened again.

Ah Seng boarded the bus and saw it was the same bus driver.
Ah Seng again told him:
"A-a-ah Ch-ch-chek! W-w-wah ai k-k-kee
T-Tanglin H-h-halt!"

And again, the bus driver slapped him.

Ah Seng fled in tears and told his mother, who was quickly incensed.

The next day, Ah Seng's mother followed him on board the bus.
True enough, it was the same bus driver.
"Why you hit my son?" she scolded the bus driver.
The driver scowled and retorted:
"S-s-si n-n-noong kia, t-t-tup pai j-j-ji seow wah!
(Bloody kid, keeps disturbing me!)"

Games of the Moment:
What you have to do is try to collect clues
and escape from the room.
These 3 rooms are placed according to
their difficulty.
Have Fun.
Blue Room
Crimson Room
Viridian Room

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