Kelvin Says?

Friday, October 28, 2005

BRAVO!
To MacDonald's
for the TV advertisment,
for their promotion with Tiger Airways:
Buy a McDonald's Grilled Chicken Foldover meal
& get a scratch card which guarantees you
great food or travel deals.

This air stewardess in green demostrates
how to eat a grilled chicken foldover,
"Tear, then remove the top,
and lower your head."
*Sounds abit kinky*
Then she also demos that:
"If you have a child,
Attend to yourself,
before attenting to them"
Then she pulls out green show cards,
which says:
"You could just fly from just $14.98
& return at the same fare."
Then everyone in McDonald's
looks at her in confusion.
The air stewardess still smiles widely.

I find it VERY AMUSING!

KBOX
Well. Went to KBox yesterday.
Hours ago. For the very first time.
Yipiee! Me ain't KBox virgin anymore.
People who went too include :-
Jeff : Jeff didn't really sang much.
Is it that he's too shy?
Or were the rest of us or me,
like keep holding onto the mikes?
If it was me. Sorry man, Jeff.
If us. I apologize for the rest of us.


WJ: WOW! Keep on saying cannot sing.
This guy can sing! Keep it up man.

Hui Min: She everytime say shy.
Go there, straight away pick up mike.
Act Shy only.
Don't be fooled by her.

Malcom: This guy too. Can sing one.
Knows like tons of songs that I dunno.
WOW!
Basically, I had loads of fun with them today.
I really want to go with them
and the other pple in our class,
some other day. Serious.

Song Of the Moment:
隱形人 [Invisible Person]
孙燕姿 [Stefanie Sun]
完美的一天 [A Perfect Day]

Joke of the Day:
Little Ah Seng had a severe stutter,
but his mother felt he had to learn to fend for himself.
So on the first day of school,
she made him take the bus on his own.

"It's very easy," she told him.
"When you board the bus, just tell the driver:
Ah Chek, wah ai kee Tanglin Halt.
(I want to go to Tanglin Halt)."

The next day,
Ah Seng boarded the bus and told the bus driver:
"A-a-ah Ch-ch-chek! W-w-wah ai k-k-kee
T-Tanglin H-h-halt!"

However, the bus driver slapped Ah Seng in response.

Ah Seng was shocked, but the next day it happened again.

Ah Seng boarded the bus and saw it was the same bus driver.
Ah Seng again told him:
"A-a-ah Ch-ch-chek! W-w-wah ai k-k-kee
T-Tanglin H-h-halt!"

And again, the bus driver slapped him.

Ah Seng fled in tears and told his mother, who was quickly incensed.

The next day, Ah Seng's mother followed him on board the bus.
True enough, it was the same bus driver.
"Why you hit my son?" she scolded the bus driver.
The driver scowled and retorted:
"S-s-si n-n-noong kia, t-t-tup pai j-j-ji seow wah!
(Bloody kid, keeps disturbing me!)"

Games of the Moment:
What you have to do is try to collect clues
and escape from the room.
These 3 rooms are placed according to
their difficulty.
Have Fun.
Blue Room
Crimson Room
Viridian Room

Monday, October 24, 2005

OMG!
finally.

I got my taiwan version of A Perfect Day,
which was Pre-Ordered 4 weeks ago.
Let me show you the things i got for Pre-ordering.













Clockwise from the very left:
7 post cards,
A receipt that shows I have Pre-ordered,
The Album,
Stickers of the Stefanie in Cartoon form,
The Exclusive CD consisting of Photos taken
in the making of the 'A Perfect Day' MV,
The Cover for the Exclusive CD and Stickers.

Now after I wrote so much about the album and freebies.
I would like to tell you about my opinion of some of songs in this album:

Song 1) 完美的一天 [A Perfect Day]:
Hmmm. This song is really something Stef has never done before.
Special? Yes. However, the lyrics are abit too simple.
My Rating:***

Song 2) 眼淚成詩 [Poem Of Tears]
Contains some fusion of traditional chinese music.
It about this person who is suffering from the pain of a break up.
He/She [misses/still loves] his/her stead very badly and
wishes to get back again, but she knows it's not possible anymore,
because his/her stead believes that it's not him/her that is the one.
The last line of the song [translated by myself]:
Your Preference, Is always Beautiful.
你的品味 终是美.
My Rating: ****

Song 3) 隱形人 [Invisible Person]
Chorus:
多想化成 隱形的人 掩飾我傷痕 給你 我的體溫好幫你驅走寒冷 
看不見也能 感受心疼 我想化成 隱形的人 隱藏我的 淚在翻滾 
我在你凌亂世界留下的指紋 對你是沒心跳的一個吻
Translation by Myself:
How I yearn to be invisible, hide my scars, to chase away the cold in you,
with my warmth. It's all right even if you don't see me. I left
my fingerprint in your world, which is only a meaningless kiss to you.
I feel the lyrics of this song are very touching. I mean it.
Because I am able to connect to this song. Somehow.
Rating: ****

Song 5) 第一天 [First Day]
With MayDay and FIR together with Stef,
this song is certainly not bad.
I somehow don't agree with I-weekly saying this song is like a
commercial song. However, I thought the last part of the song
could have been better.
Main Singer: Stefanie
Backup Vocalists: Faye of FIR, [A Shin, Masa, Ming] of MayDay.
Rating:***1/2

Song 9) 夢不落 [Unfailing Dreams*]
*Bad Translation. I know.
I just love the atmosphere in this song.
One of my favourite composers, Peter Lee, 李偲松,
also known as the brother of Project Superstar Judge,
Paul Lee, 李伟松, took quite some time to actually
find the drum sound he wanted as heard from
9.33Fm.
My favourite song in this album.
Rating:****

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Have You ever wondered how Blondes print their
WORD DOCUMENTS ?














Well.
I took back my design from the J8 competition.
*YIPPIE!*
I'm so gonna let it collect dust.

Do you know who's on the cover of I-Weekly this week?
No prizes for guessing correctly.
Of COURSE, it's STEFANIE SUN!!!






Who else?
Well, in this issue the contents include:
1) Why is she so lovable? The 7 reasons.
2) All about Her & Her accountant Bf, Dennis.
3) A FULL music review of her just released album,

A PERFECT DAY!

And Yes. I'm PROMOTING her here, Hoping you are going to the nearest newstand to buy this week's issue of I-Weekly, and maybe go to the nearest CD shop to purchase her latest album too. What did you think I trying to do here?

Just talking crap? WHAT!! YEAH?? Shut up.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Lost.

In the J8 Foot Fetish Fest "Design Your Own Shoes" Contest.
If I did get into the final 10, I would have gotten a reply.
So disappointed.
Guess I'm not good enough.
No choice.
But I would really want to get my design back.
Spend quite some money and time on it leh.

Talking about competitions,
One major competition I really look forward is
PROJECT SUPERSTAR 2006
I'm really curious who's gonna be the next KELVIN TAN or KELLY.
And let's say I may just go and try my luck.
Not expecting much from myself. hehe.

Song of the moment: 我要的幸福 My Desired Happiness
孙燕资 Stefanie Sun
"I know this song has been released for ages.
But I listened to it again recently &
got hooked onto it.
I think it's because of the lyrics."

Joke of the day:
Starting Young
One day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital: a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean. However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them.However, the head sister had a bright idea. She lined the babies up in front of her and exclaimed, "Heil Hitler!"At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers. In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said, "Clean that up!"

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Just Send in my entry for
J8 Foot Fetish Fest "Design Your Own Shoes" Contest Participant
Take A Look:


































Well.. The last design sux. I know.
Cause it was rushed out last minute.
I don't think I'll make it to the final 10.
But as Melf said. At least I tried.

Chalet
Well. Not everyone in our class went.
Some people couldn't be bothered.
But I had lots of fun there.

Song of the Moment: Gone/Kelly Clarkson/Breakaway
Rating: ****

Joke of the day:
Ah Beng Gourmet Grades
Ah Beng and Ah Seng went to a hawker centre. Ah Seng noticed the hygiene grades issued by the Ministry of Health pasted at each stall and asked Ah Beng, "Eh, the 'A', 'B', 'C' 'D' stand for what ah?"Ah Beng snorted and said, "Aiyah, this sort of thing you also donno! 'D' stand for 'delicious', 'C' stand for 'can eat', 'B' stand for 'buay sai' (cannot) and 'A' stand for 'Alamak'!"

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Did you ever think IPod NANO
was going to be the smallest Mp3 player,
APPLE created?

Yes?
Let me prove you wrong.

Behold!




































See This,
An Exclusive Commercial for it,
please press, http://video.gprime.net/media/video/ipodflea.wmv
ENJOY!

Now, if you really thought Apple DID created it.
You are really one dumb ass.

Back to the topic of IPod Flea.
Who the HELL would want
only one song in his/her mp3 player?
And listen to it again and again for one hour?
Can someone tell me that the accessories for it,
it's even stupider.
As if anyone would buy it.
hmm.. maybe some asses will.

However..
It's very creative of someone to EVEN think of it.
And create a similar apple commercial for it.
Well Done!
I can say.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Got this from Melf.

Instructions of the tag: Given a topic, you are to write down your answers in your blog, and then send the same topic to 5 other people. Write down the names of these 5 people and link to them on your blog. Go visit their blogs to notify them that they are tagged. The 5 people who are tagged should, in their own blogs, write down the name and the link of the person who tagged them, answer the same topic, and send it to another 5 people, etc.

The Topic: Your 5 Quirks!
1) The Number of Girls i actually like (read:have a crush on)
from primary sch until now: 5
2) My no. 1 dream since I was prized 3rd in my primary sch's singing competition
when I was Primary 6 was to be a Recording Artist.
3) Music is the no. 1 thing in my life.
I feel very helpless without my Ipod.
4) I express how i feel through writing and listening to songs.
5) I REALLY think alot about important things
aka My Mind Is Full Of CRAP!

Hmmm. I know it's not that interesting.

The next 5 lucky/unfortunate people that I've chosen are:
1) Wei Jie
2) Ernest
3) Sujith
4) Huda
5) hmmm. Come to think of it. I'm curious about everyone's interesting facts.
SO.. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Start Writing!

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Yes.. Yes..

I know it has been a long time since i last blogged.
But you know, a real man is always busy.
Who the hell am I trying to kid?
Well, in this entry,
I'm gonna talk about what have I been doing.
First things first.

Holiday Jobs
Apparently,
with the help of my Auntie Yvonne,
I'm able to get 3 assignments from





Which is having their
BIG SALE!
However,
The maximum amount of money I can make,
with the completion of these 3 assignments
= S$250 ONLY!
well. Just have to do with it.

Just last weekend,
I actually went back to Segamat to attend my cousin's wedding,
What?? Segamat??
Yes. Let me be nice for once and show you all where izzit?

WHAT?!
MALAYSIA?!
Yes.
You got a problem.
Anyway,
See that red circle?
Somewhere around there.
hmmm.
Or izzit somewhere outside
the circle.
Hell with it.
Just somewhere there lah.




Contest
Well.
I joined the J8 Foot Fetish Fest,
"DESIGN YOUR OWN SHOES" contest
Check it out.
http://www.junction8.com.sg/whatson.html
I'm have done one of my designs on my shoe.
TADAA!!!


It's the chinese words,
态度
Attitude.








Well.
What I wanted to give is
this accidental effect.

Yawnz. I'm kinda tired.
That's all this time.
Oh yeah. I promised the lyrics right.
Sorry. I'm kinda busy lately.
So it might still take a while.
For now,
Later.